You waited almost two months and all you got was this lousy blog entry.

Yeah, I didn't update in forever.  Suck it.

Three things.

One: Suikoden Tactics.  You can guess what kind of game it'll be.  It's apparently set during Suikoden 4 as a side story, but at least that means they can't fuck up the setting any more than they already have.

Two: Suikoden 4's hero's name in the novels is Lazlo.  Seriously.  Lazlo en Kuldes.  What the FUCK?  Wasn't that the DJ in the Grand Theft Auto series?

Three: My neighbor's been threatening lawsuits.  I looked it up and the law's on my side.  I'm about to go pwn his ass.  I'll go into more detail after I get this done.

But first...I have to shave.  I can't go over looking like a bum if I'm talking law.  ...and lunch would be good.  Yeah, think it'll be a while.  You faggots can wait, though.  I mean shit, you're not doing anything, right?